Thanksgiving Day Trading Dangers $SPY, $VIX, $VXX, $DJX

Many investors are travelling and emotional levels are heightened. If you have reached the point of frustration where something needs to be hurt if not killed than short selling is probably not the best investment idea for you. Just go to the bar. Order an expensive cocktail. It will be expensive at the airport. Contemplate the selection of drinks available versus what is being ordered. Backtrack to the bottler, distillery, vintner or purveyor and determine if you are identifying a viable trend. Order a second round to confirm suspicions err analysis.

Then WTF just watch the news crawl and don’t do anything stupid.

George Gutowski writes from a caveat emptor perspective.

Volatility Slow Seduction. Whores must eventually be paid. $VIX, $VXX, $SPX

The market keeps going up. Opinion polls show bullish and you know what that means. Volatility such as VIX and VXX continue to decline as the market goes up and up and up.

Hush my children do not wake from this wonderful dream.

Markets go up and up and up forever. Everything goes in a straight line. Just like an out of control train speeding ever so quickly heading over the rickety bridge over a deep abyss.

The last little bit of sexual climax is the most intense and the most exciting. Eventually your partner in bed will want to be paid. Were you good? was she worth it? She” continue wit the compliments until next time.

George Gutowski writes from a caveat emptor perspective. Follow him on Twitter @financialskepti. Needless to say he is not a raging bull. Well at least not today.